“La la limbo, la la limbo, la… la… limbo.”
LOOK! I’M FRIENDS WITH A DOG! AHHHH, I’M A MONKEY!!!
AHHHHHH! HUMANS WILL EAT THIS SHIT UP, AHHHHHH!!
Optimistic Snake Heralded for Positive Outlook on Life
“Being a snake is like, so awesome. I would trade legs for a forked tongue that scares the crap out of people any day. I find life so rewarding, I mean, what could be better than slithering around looking for things to eat that are bigger than my head… and then swallowing them whole without chewing. Yay me!”
CAT UNIMPRESSED WITH OUTER SPACE
“It just got SOOO repetitive, like, there’s a star, there’s another star, and after five or six stars it was just whatever.”