“La la limbo, la la limbo, la… la… limbo.”

Jetpack Gives Local Man Permanent Boner

Woman, 26, Hears Nothing But That Chumba Wumba Song Playing In Her Head

Over Dramatic Cat Needs Water

Porn Recruiter Hits Jackpot

LOOK! I’M FRIENDS WITH A DOG! AHHHH, I’M A MONKEY!!!
AHHHHHH! HUMANS WILL EAT THIS SHIT UP, AHHHHHH!!

Optimistic Snake Heralded for Positive Outlook on Life

“Being a snake is like, so awesome. I would trade legs for a forked tongue that scares the crap out of people any day. I find life so rewarding, I mean, what could be better than slithering around looking for things to eat that are bigger than my head… and then swallowing them whole without chewing. Yay me!”

Woman Achieves Lifelong Dream of Becoming Reptile in Shape of the Letter ‘M’

#comfortablycreepy

Snorkel Dave ‘Pretty Pumped’ With Breathing Under Water

Tree Finally Makes Whoopie

DON’T LOOK AT LARRY’S PREGNANT WIFE’S STRETCH MARKS!!

SLOW DANCING ROBOT BABY MELTS STRESS AWAY

“Mysteriously comforting.” -Women’s Health Magazine

YOU HAVE MY DIVIDED ATTENTION

“Not you, you.”

CAT UNIMPRESSED WITH OUTER SPACE

“It just got SOOO repetitive, like, there’s a star, there’s another star, and after five or six stars it was just whatever.”

I KNOW KARATE

“And the correct pronunciation is kada - tay.”