Comfortably Creepy

Aaaaaand a centaur was born.

Future Parents of Glow-In-The-Dark Baby Speak Out

Man Given Round Of Applause By Own Armpits

“I like waffles.”

Aliens Can’t Take One More Story About Desperate Housewives

“We were watching Lady and the Tramp, I don’t know what happened…”

Man Figures Out Way to Make Giant Stomach Most Desirable Part of Body

“I can see you through your computer screen dummy.”

Family Relieved Grandma Lacks Super Human Strength

“Later, when we get home, I’m going to tape your eyelids open.”

Man Loses Argument With Leaf Blower

Scientist Regrets Testing Out New Dream-To-Picture Technology

“The fact that we’re making eye contact right now, it turns me on.”

Cyber Woman Could Listen to Corn for Hours

Turtle Escapes ‘Old Man’ Smell Before It’s Too Late